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Red did a little jig, trying to exercise caution in her dance, until she opened the door to find a chicken laying on the bed with a wolf’s head stuck between its legs. Wait, no! That was grandma in a chicken outfit calling out, “Eat me, wolfy, eat that chicken.”
(Little Red Riding Hood)
…Bernstein glared at them, “If it weren’t for me, you two would still be selling LSD and Quaaludes, or whatever the fuck you hippies used to do.”
(Goldilocks)
About the Author...
Dylan Callens is a writer and educator living in Sudbury, Ontario.
His debut novel, Operation Cosmic Teapot, was a resounding success. Since then, Dylan has written a number of other books, including the upcoming series, The Haber Effect.