Twisted Fairy Tales

Eight Twisted Fairy Tales from your childhood perverted into something new. Hilarious stories that are wildly inappropriate for the kids.

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DawnGoodreads Reviewer
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Twisted fairy tales is extremely funny. If you are easily offended then you may not enjoy this book. But for those that are tired of typical fairytales, this is the book for you.
5/5
Just Plain LarryTop 500 Amazon Reviewer
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Sick! Twisted! Warped! Depraved! Loved it! This is one of the funniest things I have read in a while and it had me laughing the entire time. NOTE: This is NOT for children, but for open minded adults who need a great laugh!
5/5
Theresa Del MarAmazon Reviewer
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Hilarious! Loved it! It was awesome and had to keep on reading it and reading it and reading it. Wow! So funny!
5/5
Cinderella
Enjoy numerous drawings in Twisted Fairy Tales

Red did a little jig, trying to exercise caution in her dance, until she opened the door to find a chicken laying on the bed with a wolf’s head stuck between its legs. Wait, no! That was grandma in a chicken outfit calling out, “Eat me, wolfy, eat that chicken.”
     (Little Red Riding Hood)

Bernstein glared at them, “If it weren’t for me, you two would still be selling LSD and Quaaludes, or whatever the fuck you hippies used to do.”

     (Goldilocks)

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Dylan Callens

About the Author...

Dylan Callens is a writer and educator living in Sudbury, Ontario. 

His debut novel, Operation Cosmic Teapot, was a resounding success. Since then, Dylan has written a number of other books, including the upcoming series, The Haber Effect