The Gondola Wish and Stargate Project
The Stargate Project was the military’s attempt to use psychic spies to see what the US’s enemies were doing worldwide.
Astral Projection for Getting Rich Quick
Imagine a beautiful white light surrounding your body. See it shine brightly, like a halo around your being. Feel its protection as it settles around you. Feel it touching your skin. It feels warm and tingly. Now imagine roots coming out from the soles of your feet. See them as they go into the ground…
Healthy Lucky Charms
To create a sack full of healthy lucky charms, ensure that your altar is set up according to the pre-ritual ritual in level one. After that, follow these instructions: In your lucky charm bag, add the following ingredients: 1 tsp thyme 3 strands of dog hair 1 tsp catnip 5 ground-up pumpkin seeds 1 drop…
Juju Power-Up – Great Disease Vacuum of Alpha Centauri
This is an excerpt from Juju for the New You. Close your eyes and take a deep breath in, and a deep breath out and relax. Now, imagine that there is a galaxy of light spinning around your chest. It’s a very bright light. It’s a spinning ball of light that gets bigger and bigger. It…
Why Is it Hilarious to Take a Midas Shower?
Although this is just a very, very small thing in Juju for the New You, I find it one of the most hilarious things in the book. Here is the segment: Midas Shower Oil This oil can be used in all matters pertaining to money and prosperity. Anytime you need a few bucks, just pour it…
Juju for the New You
Forget all the new-age nonsense from the past. Everything that you need to change your life is inside this book! Juju for the New You is hardly BS at all. Need money? No problem. In Juju, you’ll learn astral projection for robbing banks. Unlucky in love? Juju shows you the correct method for trapping that special someone. Dislike your…
Becoming Cultish (Series)
While trying to financially support his ill parents, Orwell Jackson stumbles into a strange career. He accidentally becomes the leader of a cult. He becomes Richard (Dick) Pickman. Book One: Breathe in the Future In the first installment of Becoming Cultish, Orwell Jackson is stood-up by his date at a yoga studio. He then squabbles…
The Haber Effect
Ten years ago, Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track his whereabouts. Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink…
The Grimy and the Greedy
The odious Jeanette Sobriquet is dead and her granddaughter, Fizzy, is too relieved to grieve. Unfortunately for her, when Fizzy announces her refusal to attend the abusive woman’s funeral, her life becomes a living nightmare. Now, she has demons, ghosts, and the threat of homelessness hunting her down, all demanding she caves into the dead…
Let the Earth Molest You Meditation
Eyes closed. Don’t read these words. Feel them. Feel them with an orgasmic rainbow of love. Breathe in love. It is a pink hue. Breathe in life. It is green. Breathe out fear. Fear is ugly. Raise your energy by moaning. Uhhhhh! Radiate this feeling of love in the space within your center. Give life…
