Sesame Street vs. Robot Chicken vs. Jacques Derrida
Whether the creators of Robot Chicken, Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, know it or not, their show is a fascinating […]
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Attempting to Understand the “New” Language
Your kids talk. The words sound like English but nothing makes sense. I know because I’m in the same boat.
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The Julian Calendar – 7
May 9, 2026 A cold breeze smacked Joan sharply in the face as she sat on top of the building,
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Twisted Pinocchio
First off, let’s set a couple things straight: A) Geppetto was weird. On a scale from Jim Carey to Marilyn
Twisted Rumplestiltskin
Why do they keep calling me Number 6394, she wondered. Where am I? She sat on the cot in the
6 – The Julian Calendar
March 15, 2018 Caesar dreamed that he was sitting with the senate, moments before the attempt on his life. He
5 – The Julian Calendar
March 15, Year Unknown The Pythia finally spoke, “You have failed, Witch of Arc. The Princeps lives. The prophecy, the
4 – The Julian Calendar
March 15, 2018 CE When Caesar woke up from his medically induced slumber, his head was hazy but the pain
3 – The Julian Calendar
March 15, Year Unknown The breeze rustled through Joan of Arc’s short dark hair as she looked up the long
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2 – The Julian Calendar
March 15, 2018 CE Pain rippled through Caesar’s head like a hot ice pick through the eye. Light blinded him