Stuff by Dylan Callens.

Pinocchio

First off, let’s set a couple things straight:  A)  Geppetto was weird.  On a scale from Jim Carey to Marilyn Manson, he was a Charlie Sheen, and  B)  There are…

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5 – The Julian Calendar

March 15, Year Unknown The Pythia finally spoke, “You have failed, Witch of Arc.  The Princeps lives.  The prophecy, the prophecy!  A purple gown set afire.  Comets scar the sacred…

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