#1. Juju level one (Jujutzu) will teach you which of the following principles?
And that’s just at level one! Imagine what you can do when you learn all seven levels of juju! Continue the quiz to find out more.
#2. The original Ouija was first made by the Etruscans, thousands of years ago. What was the planchette made from?
Donkey dong, or more formally, donkey penis, was used for many occult practices in ancient Etruria.
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#3. The Universe’s Great Disease Vacuum can be found in which Galaxy?
You can learn to use the Great Disease Vacuum of Alpha Centauri by reading this article here: http://cosmicteapot.net/2021/02/17/juju-power-up-great-disease-vacuum-of-alpha-centauri/
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#4. When creating “shade oil” it is important to write out insults to put in the oil. Which of the following are examples of shade oil insults?
You can write down any insult that you want, really. Throwing shade is an art, now a science. Find out more in Juju for the New You: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08WC89YTX
#5. In Juju for the New You, what is astral projection used for?
While it is possible to spy on friends and family — and if you’re lame, you would use it for finding peace and harmony — in Juju for the New You, it’s strongly recommended that you use astral projection for robbing banks. If you answered that astral projection isn’t real, wow! You have some work to do. Check out Juju for the New You on Amazon!
#6. The main ingredient in Midas Shower Oil is:
Why urine? Because, think about what a Midas Shower really is… eww!
#7. Which of the following help to increase your level of Juju?
Select all that apply:
Arguably, anything will increase your Juju level, but focusing on weird potions, hypnotizing yourself, and creating creepy dolls will get you there faster. It’s all laid out in Juju for the New You, available here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08WC89YTX
#8. How does pyramid power work?
Both B and D are correct. In a pyramid employment opportunity, you will receive money from everyone underneath you. Also, constructing your own pyramid will bring you more power than you’ll know what to do with! It’s truly amazing.
#9. In the “Let the Earth Molest You” meditation, what is important to note?
Letting the Earth molest you is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. Just let yourself go and enjoy! To read the entire meditation, check out the Juju Blog article: http://cosmicteapot.net/2021/02/13/let-the-earth-molest-you-meditation/
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#10. What is an infinite space baby?
While you might believe that the infinite space baby is total bullshit, it is not. It’s the ultimate in Juju and will allow you to alter your reality. It’s intense! Learn how in Juju for the New You: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08WC89YTX
Results
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