Eyes closed. Don’t read these words. Feel them. Feel them with an orgasmic rainbow of love.
Breathe in love. It is a pink hue. Breathe in life. It is green. Breathe out fear. Fear is ugly.
Raise your energy by moaning. Uhhhhh!
Radiate this feeling of love in the space within your center. Give life to the Earth to let it live.
Feel it. Experience it. Become aware of it.
It’s all around you. Stay in tune. Care for it, love it, enjoy it. Let your orgasmic rainbow of energy carry the thought. It is full of intent. Let your love heal the sacred place. Everything in it and on it will be altered by your orgasmic energy.
Feel it. Become more aware of it.
Let all life on Earth touch it. Feel it.
You are floating into space. Watch the Earth get smaller as you drift away. See it in its glory – our home, sustaining life, in this infinite, vast space. Become aware of the vast space in your chest in the vastness of space. Holy shit, it is so vast.
Take the Earth and place it in the center of your chest. Bring life to it. Bring love to it. Breathe in the power of love and send it to the Earth. Breathe out. Breathe in your intent to heal it and send it to the Earth.
Bring the Earth closer to your heart. Think of the trees and oceans and mountains and deserts. Think of everything working in harmony. Balance the wholeness. Feel the wholeness. Let the wholeness feel you. Can you feel the wholeness feeling you?
Come on! Feel the wholeness feeling you harder.
Become aware of it.
Feel it. It’s within you, groping you from inside your chest. It feels fantastic – not like an alien trying to birth itself. It’s a gentle massage. It’s an intelligent love. Let it grow inside of you.
Remember to keep the Earth close to your heart. Let your love for life heal all of life. Live in harmony because we are in harmony.
Feel it in your chest. Let it rub you. Feel it.
Become aware of it. Experience it. Moment by moment by moment. Remember, it wants to please you. Every time you open your heart, the Earth extends itself inside of you, feeling its way down your chest, down your intestines, into your groin area. Every time you moan, it notices. Uhhhh!
When we feel awe for a sunset, it is the Earth rubbing inside of us. When we experience wonder because of the midnight sky, it is the Earth caressing our bodies. A gentle breeze is the Earth molesting us. We are connected to it. And we give energy to its field.
Bless it, give thanks to it, admire it. Celebrate it. Care for it. Take time to thank it for the orgasmic rainbows and enjoy it. And now, in reverence and grace and in humility, bring your awareness back to a new, perverted Earth.
You may open your eyes now. Remember, it’s in your heart. Remember, it’s reaching for your genitals.
Feel it. Uhhh!
Juju for the New You
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