Healthy Lucky Charms

Healthy Lucky Charms

To create a sack full of healthy lucky charms, ensure that your altar is set up according to the pre-ritual ritual in level one. After that, follow these instructions:

In your lucky charm bag, add the following ingredients:

  • 1 tsp thyme
  • 3 strands of dog hair
  • 1 tsp catnip
  • 5 ground-up pumpkin seeds
  • 1 drop tiger blood (available at any reputable pharmacy)
  • 1 tsp penicillin
  • salt and pepper to taste

When you have filled up the lucky charm, hold your hands over the bag, palms down. See the energy coming out of your hands, into the bag as you say the rhyme. This will give the lucky charm ten times the magical effectiveness:

Health is what I want,

Health is what I flaunt,

You know what I like,

More than eating pike.

It’s not wrong,

So make me strong

My blood will flow

Like a truck of tow.

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