Healthy Lucky Charms

Healthy Lucky Charms

To create a sack full of health, ensure that your altar is set up according to the pre-ritual ritual in level one. After that, follow these instructions:

In your lucky charm bag, add the following ingredients:

  • 1 tsp thyme
  • 3 strands of dog hair
  • 1 tsp catnip
  • 5 ground-up pumpkin seeds
  • 1 drop tiger blood (available at any reputable pharmacy)
  • 1 tsp penicillin
  • salt and pepper to taste

When you have filled up the lucky charm, hold your hands over the bag, palms down. See the energy coming out of your hands, into the bag as you say the rhyme. This will give the lucky charm ten times the magical effectiveness:

 

Health is what I want,

Health is what I flaunt,

You know what I like,

More than eating pike.

It’s not wrong,

So make me strong

My blood will flow

Like a truck of tow.

Juju for the New You

Forget all the new-age nonsense from the past. Everything that you need to change your life is inside this book!

Juju for the New You is hardly BS at all.

Need money? No problem. In Juju, you’ll learn astral projection for robbing banks. Unlucky in love? Juju shows you the correct method for trapping that special someone. Dislike your life? Find out how to exploit your infinite space baby – enter the quantum realm and alter your reality.

close
Cosmic Teapot Logo

WANT MORE?

GET A FREE COPY OF THE HABER EFFECT OR BECOMING CULTISH WHEN YOU SIGN UP TO RECEIVE THE LATEST NEWS, WRITING & RAMBLINGS.

We don’t spam! Read our privacy policy for more info.

Dylan Callens

About the Author...

Dylan Callens is a writer and educator living in Sudbury, Ontario. 

His debut novel, Operation Cosmic Teapot, was a resounding success. Since then, Dylan has written a number of other books, including the upcoming series, The Haber Effect