The Operation Cosmic Teapot Reader’s Guide – Part III
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The Operation Cosmic Teapot Reader’s Guide – Part II
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The Operation Cosmic Teapot Reader’s Guide – Part I
Chapter Title: On the Nature of Re-Genesis The titles of each chapter are probably my favorite parts of the book.
The Operation Cosmic Teapot Reader’s Guide – Part 0
When I first set out to write Operation Cosmic Teapot, I did so to entertain myself. I wanted to write
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Attempting to Understand the “New” Language
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The Julian Calendar – 7
May 9, 2026 A cold breeze smacked Joan sharply in the face as she sat on top of the building,
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Twisted Pinocchio
First off, let’s set a couple things straight: A) Geppetto was weird. On a scale from Jim Carey to Marilyn
Making the Trailer – Part 3
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