The Greatest Juju Quiz Ever
Take this quiz to determine your level of Juju. And, learn how to improve your Juju game. It's fun and hilarious.
Astral Projection for Getting Rich Quick
Imagine a beautiful white light surrounding your body. See it shine brightly, like a halo around your being. Feel its protection as it settles around you. Feel it touching your…
Healthy Lucky Charms
To create a sack full of healthy lucky charms, ensure that your altar is set up according to the pre-ritual ritual in level one. After that, follow these instructions: In…
Juju Power-Up – Great Disease Vacuum of Alpha Centauri
This is an excerpt from Juju for the New You. Close your eyes and take a deep breath in, and a deep breath out and relax. Now, imagine that there is…
Why Is it Hilarious to Take a Midas Shower?
Although this is just a very, very small thing in Juju for the New You, I find it one of the most hilarious things in the book. Here is the segment:…
Let the Earth Molest You Meditation
Eyes closed. Don’t read these words. Feel them. Feel them with an orgasmic rainbow of love. Breathe in love. It is a pink hue. Breathe in life. It is green.…
Understanding Gemstones and Powerful Juju
(Excerpt from Juju for the New You) The basics of using gemstones in lucky charms or magically infused artifacts are quite simple; however, their effectiveness can be increased when considering the…
The Glorious Chronicles of Juju
We are the universe. The universe is us. There is no distinction we can make between the universe and "I." Those two things are the same. Think of it this…